When we last left our hero he had just stepped into the room where his sidekick Ben was being held captive, surprising both Ben and his kidnapper. - Lauren
"Sven!" cried Ben.
"Mr. Spencer!" cried the Avaricious Arachnid.
"I did as you asked," said Sven, tossing a ransom note to her, "and came without my suit."
"Then how did you find this hiding place? You were supposed to be at the bridge!" she was aghast.
"Easy. I flew the suit over here, took it off outside, and called Ben. Then I followed the sound of his ringtone to this room."
The Avaricious Arachnid didn't know what to say. She looked frantically at her script and saw:
Avaricious Arachnid: (evilly) Well, it matters not, for you, Spoon Suit Man, are helpless without your armor - especially against the power of the Avaricious Arachnid!!!!
So that's what she said.
"What's your power, wearing a very tight Spider-Woman suit?" asked Sven.
"No!" said the Avaricious Arachnid.
Ben sniggered.
"D'ja get bit by an irradiated bug or something?" asked Sven.
"Noooooooo...."
"What made you want to become a villianess?" inquired Sven.
"Are you trying to distract me by getting me to tell you my backstory?"
"If you would like to tell us you're welcome to, and I would appreciate it if you were to gaze out that window while you are recalling your dark past."
So the Avaricious Arachnid turned to the window and began to recount her past.
Will the Avaricious Arachnid recount her origin story? Will Sven work out a way to save Ben while she's doing it? What is her origin story? Find out on Monday!
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