Theme Songs

By Lauren


The Official Spoon Suit Man Theme Song:





Living on the edge, fighting crime, launching spoons
Punching villains, shooting brutes with the help of his cool suit
Villains on the rise, and the city's victimized
Fighting them and saving lives; he’s opposed to violent crime.
Flying through the night; facing evil with his Suit
He's a hero in our sight; and he’s certainly not mute
Making villains fall – he’s a rival to them all.
And you know who you should call if to you evil should befall!
Spectacular, Spectacular Spoon Suit Man!


Spoon Suit Man: Armored Adventures
Based on the Iron Man Armored Adventures Theme Song

He's a man on a mission
He took some spoons from the kitchen
He melted them down and made a suit
And now he goes around punching evil brutes
He spoons out justice wherever he can
He's Spoon Suit Man
Spoon Suit Man...


Spoon Suit Man Original Theme 
Based on the original Spider-Man Theme


Spoon Suit Man, Spoon Suit Man,
He can do what his spoon suit can
Spoons out justice everywhere
And he has real cool hair
Look out! There goes the Spoon Suit man
Is he strong? Listen, dude
He's got a radioactive suit
Can he fly? Yes he can
He's the amazing Spoon Suit Man
Hey there, there goes the Spoon Suit Man
In the chill of night, at the scene of the crime
Like a flying spoon, he arrives just in time
Spoon Suit Man, Spoon Suit Man
Your friendly neighborhood Spoon Suit Man
Oftentimes he's ignored;
Action is his reward
He is every bad guy pursuing
Wherever there's wrongdoing
You'll find the Spoon Suit Man!


Fight and Win
Based on the song Fight as One

The city's quite a mess and villains run amok
Though it looks hopeless we are not out of luck
For one brave man will soon put on his suit of spoon
The Spoon Suit Man!
Always he will fight and win so wickedness and sin
Had better not begin to terrorize his home
His spoon suit makes him strong 
Forever fight and win
His spoon suit makes him strong 
Forever fight and win

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