New Spork City Media presents... Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
They're aliens! They're clowns! They're the killer Klowns!
Ben rolled his eyes.
"Television is so unrealistic today," he muttered to no one in particular. It was Monday morning, and he was sprawled on the couch in front of his TV in his tiny, dingy apartment watching the syfy channel.
He almost fell off his couch reaching for the remote to change the channel. His mission accomplished, he flipped to a different channel.
P-p-p-p-pandora! P-p-p-p-pandora! Pandora-dora-dora brave explorer!
"Ooh, I love this show!" squealed Ben.
"Knapsack, knapsack. Knapsack, knapsack," sang Pandora.
The phone rang. Ben reached for the phone and fell off the couch. When he finally picked it up he had a mad impulse to drop it.
"Beeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy!"
"N-n-nicole," said Ben.
"Benny, I got us two tickets to the circus," gushed Nicole.
"C-c-circus?" said Ben.
"Yup! The Klowns are in town, honey! LOL!"
"Did you just say lol?" said Ben.
"See you in ten, Ben!"
"T-ten?" said Ben. "What do you mean?"
But Nicole had already hung up. With a heart-wrenching groan, Ben rolled off the couch and slumped to the floor. Five minutes later he was dressed and lacing up his sneakers when he heard a loud knock on his door.
Who's knocking at the door? Will Ben actually go to the circus with Nicole? Find out on Tuesday!
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