One hour later the evil Clementine stalked back into the hero's apartment to find a fully dressed and much less grumpy Sven Spencer eating cereal and reading the morning paper. Sven gasped.
"Family Circus is still in the comics!?!?!?" he choked, spewing bits of Marshmallow Mateys and milk all over Clementine.
Clementine struck a match on his helmet and threw it on Sven's morning paper. Sven looked glumly at the smoldering articles that were leaving ash in his cereal. He was silent as he gallantly attempted to salvage the best marshmallows.
"Sooooooo..." Clementine cleared his throat "Do you remember me?"
"Uh-huh."
"Do you remember what I'm here for?"
"Uh-huh," said Sven through a mouthful of charred artificial marshmallow.
"Care to elaborate?" asked Clementine. "It's been an hour, you know."
"You're probably here to kill me. Why else would you come here, for fun?"
Clementine smiled a sly smile that made him resemble a leafy jack-o-lantern and drew out his gleaming new weapon.
"Choose your last words carefully, Spoonface, because they will be the last words you ever say! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's the definition of last words, isn't it?"
"EXACTLY!" roared Clementine, still too overcome with the joy of the moment to realize his mistake.
Sven rolled his eyes and poured himself a glass of orange juice.
Will Sven point out the Clementine's mistake? Will Clementine actually kill the Spoon Suit Man? Was this installment too short? Then check back Tuesday!
Next section: Spoon Suit Man Part 5 (Lauren)
This is hilarious.
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