Spoon Suit Man: Part 2 (Spidophile)

When we last left our hero he was being threatened by the Evil Clementine. The stalwart Ben Spencer came in, asking for a loan, and then realized that the villain was in the room. - Lauren 

"Hey!" Ben said, turning on the Evil Clementine, "Could I borrow some money from you?"

"Sorry, spent it on my new weapon," Clementine raised the shining, dangerous looking object.

"That's cool! what do you call that?" asked Ben excitedly

"I ...dont know yet"

Sven snorted "Knowing you, you'd probably call it something like kill you."

"And this is coming from Mister SPOONCOPTER?"

{Sven's main method of transportation is a a head-mounted helicopter with spoons for blades - Lauren}

"At least I don't throw explosives disguised as orange seeds!" yelled Sven

"At least my theme song isn't just a knockoff of classic superhero themes with substituted words that don't even rhyme!" shot back Clementine.

"At least I have a theme song!"

"I would rather be theme song less than fight to those lyrics!"

"My lyrics are cool!"

"Oh yeah?" snickered Clementine "then you won't mind if I played a few verses in front of your cousin?"

Before Sven could reply, Clementine picked up Sven's iPad, opened iTunes, and started Sven's theme.

Spoon Suit Man, Spoon Suit Man

He can do what his spoon suit can

Spoons out justice everywhere

And he has real cool hair

Look out! There goes the Spoon Suit Man

Is he strong: Listen, dude

He's got a radioactive suit

Can he fly? Yes he can

He's the amazing Spoon Suit Man

Hey there, there goes the Spoon Suit Man

In the chill of night, at the scene of the crime

Like a flying spoon he arrives just in time

Spoon Suit Man, Spoon Suit Man

Your friendly neighborhood Spoon Suit Man

Oftentimes he's ignored;

Action is his reward

He is every bad guy pursuing

Wherever there's wrongdoing

You'll find the Spoon Suit Man!

"Just so you know, that theme song was discontinued," protested Sven, "My new one is called 'Fight and Win', and its..."

"It doesn't matter!" cried Clementine,"Because you are about to die!"

"Um, so you guys are sure that you can't lend me any money?" asked Ben awkwardly.

"I'll remember you in my will," moaned Sven.

"Well I hope you have it ready!" cackled Clementine "Because I am about to unleash my newest weapon!"


Will Sven be able to escape his impending death? Or will Ben hatch a plan to distract the evil Clementine? Check back Friday to find out!


Next section: Spoon Suit Man Part 3 (Lauren)