Attack of the Klowns: Part 12 (Spidophile)

When we last left out hero, he had found Ben and his new friend. Dr. Anthony was revealed to be an Akrobat, but as he is wounded Sven has to face Dr. Murray who is approaching him with his lethal guitar.

Thinking quickly, Sven yanked a a chunk of armor from his thigh and unfolded into a spoon-shaped electric guitar. Dr Murray scowled. Sven scowled. The camera zoomed in on Dr. Murray's face. The camera zoomed in on Sven's face. Extreme close-up on Dr Murray's eyes. Extreme close-up on Sven's eyes. They both began strumming their guitars as fast as they could. Dr Murray bent over so far that his head touched the floor. Sven tried to shake his hair back and forth but instead banged his head on his helmet. Holding his head in one hand and strumming the guitar with the other, he began to sing in falsetto at the top of his voice.

"Oooooooh, play your guitar with Murray! Play your guitar with him! Play your guitar with Murray! Let's all play and sing!"

"He loves to sing while he strums a cord!" sang Dr. Murray.

"Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya!"

"He loves to play for captain Feathersword!"

"Who ho! Play that guitar, Murray, whoo hoo!" cried Sven.

"Now Play your guit- AAHH!" shrieked Dr. Murray as the girl drop kicked him in the back of his head. 

"For merry England!" she yelled.

"An' that one's for me ol' gaffer!" Ben punched the Dr. Greg in the jaw.

"Guys!" called Sven. "If you're not too busy nerding around then we need to get to the landing bay NOW!"

"Process 99% complete, sir." agreed J.E.R.O.S.L.A.V.

"Process 100% complete, sir." boasted X.U.X.A. "In your screen, earth computer!"

"Fire it up, J.E.R.R.Y!" commanded Sven as he and Ben and the Girl raced down the hallway.

"Fire what up, sir?"

"EUME!"

"Very good, sir. That will be no trouble at all, sir. That will be very easy for a super-intelligent computer like me, sir."

They skidded around a corner and came to a halt as they faced an army of Klowns charging toward them, blocking the massive door that led to the landing bay. Thinking with lightning speed, the Man of Spoon switched on his loudspeaker.

"Hey, dudes!" he boomed. The Klowns stopped. "You guys like Crunchy Munchy Honey Cakes? 'Cause they're giving them out for free in the Labs!" 

The Klowns blinked. Then they resumed their charge. Sven grabbed Ben and the girl and flew them up toward the ceiling. Below, the army took no notice of them as they hurried over each other to get to the Labs.

"Whoah. That actually worked."

"I KNOW, RIGHT?" bellowed a familiar voice.

"Dor!" Sven swooped down to meet him as the doors parted. "Did you get here okay?"

"Indeed to be truthful I did take some false turns and lost my way in that white labyrinth, but never fear, for what are mere walls against the might of Dor?"

Suddenly a klown in blue came puffing into through the door clutching his arm. Dor raised his umbrella but Sven stopped him.

"Don't worry, it's just Xanthony." he explained. "He's an Akrobat disguised as a Klown who helped the Klowns get the equipment from the Akrobats and the Akrobats didn't know that he was working for the Klowns and the Klowns didn't know that he was an Akrobat but he's on our side."

There was a whoosh as the Akrobat's teleporter appeared in the landing bay. 

Will they all get out safely? Will earth be saved? Are there really crunchy munchy honey cakes in a space lab? Find out next time for another exciting edition of SPOON SUIT MAN!