Attack of the Klowns: Part 10 (Spidophile)

When we last left our hero, his sidekick had been kidnapped and experimented on by evil aliens called Klowns. Our courageous blond hero teamed up with ... aw, just read it!

Meanwhile, back at the lab, Ben was still unconscious. So we'll go back to His courageous rescuers, who were at this moment watching Dr. Jeff enter the code to unlock the door to the holding cells. Progress was slow because every time Jeff typed a number on the keypad he would let out a yawn, and fall asleep. Dor cracked him over the head with his umbrella.

"Aug!" cried the Alien. "What in Sydney was that for?"

"Thou wast having a nightmare." lied Dor quickly.

With a sigh, Jeff entered the last few digits. The door slid open, revealing a long, brightly lit room lined with cells. As they marched the length of the room, Sven scrutinized the faces of the prisoners but didn't see Ben.

"Process 70% Complete, Sir." announced J.E.R.O.S.L.A.V a little too loudly.

"Process 76.5% Complete, Sir." cut in X.U.X.A even louder.

"What was that?" asked Dr. Jeff suspiciously.

"Those were...stinkbugs!" Sven gulped. "They, uh, power my suit."

Dr. Jeff was impressed "Those are some efficient stinkbugs."

"They come in pewter." added Dor.

At the end of the room was an empty cell which Jeff ushered them into. A force shield door materialized behind them. Jeff yawned and left the room.

"J.E.R.O.S.L.A.V," commanded Sven "Shut down all force shields in the holding cells."

"Very good, Sir." all the force shields went down. People flooded into the hallway, forcing Sven and Dor to fly above their heads.

"EVERYONE!" called Sven through his loudspeaker. "STOP WHATEVER IT US YOU'RE DOING AND PAY ATTENTION ONLY TO ME!"

All the heads turned upward. Sven cleared his throat.

"We need to escape undetected. Dor -that guy in the miniskirt- will lead you to the landing bay, where you will wait for me to arrive with the rest of the test subjects. Does anyone know where they might be?"

"Anyone who isn't in the cells is in the labs near the head of the ship!" shouted a guy wearing an I heart New Spork T-shirt.

"Right." continued Sven. "In the landing bay you'll be met by an Akrobat ship. They're good aliens who are going to take us home. Is this clear?"

"More or less!" answered the people.

"Good." said Sven. "Open the door, X.U.X.A."

"Very good, Sir." The door opened.

"ONWARD!!!" bellowed Dor, diving through the door. The prisoners followed cautiously. Sven swiftly glided in the opposite direction in search of Ben. Oh, yeah and any else being experimented on, but mostly his cousin. He flew until he came across a door near the head of the ship. The plaque next to it read "Lab's". Thoroughly irritated, Sven ejected a Sharpie from his elbow and crossed out the '. Satisfied, he landed in front of the door to investigate.

How will Sven open the door? How will Ben be affected by the cocomentogrowyall? How will Dor ever reach the landing bay without waking the dead? Find out on thursday for another exciting installment that's slightly off schedule so I can't really promise you that there'll be one at all but stop by anyway for SPOON SUIT MAN: ATTACK OF THE KLOWNS!!!

P.S. NO illos! That's messed up, right?