Attention, Loyal Readers!

This blog will be under construction (revamping and remodeling) until May 31st. The regularly scheduled posts will resume then.

Until then, feel free to browse the archives.

- Lauren

Attack of the Klowns: Part 10 (Spidophile)

When we last left our hero, his sidekick had been kidnapped and experimented on by evil aliens called Klowns. Our courageous blond hero teamed up with ... aw, just read it!

Meanwhile, back at the lab, Ben was still unconscious. So we'll go back to His courageous rescuers, who were at this moment watching Dr. Jeff enter the code to unlock the door to the holding cells. Progress was slow because every time Jeff typed a number on the keypad he would let out a yawn, and fall asleep. Dor cracked him over the head with his umbrella.

"Aug!" cried the Alien. "What in Sydney was that for?"

"Thou wast having a nightmare." lied Dor quickly.

Attack of the Klowns: Part 9 (Lauren)

When we last left our hero, he had come up with a plan to invade the ship, rescue the hostages, and erase the minds of the aliens. - Lauren

"All right, Dor, let's do this!" said Sven.

"Aye!" said Dor. "Release us onto that vile ship!"

"Be careful," said Xidorn as he opened the chute that would take them into space.

"Bye boys! Have fun storming the Klown ship!" said Xenia.

"You think they can do it?" asked Xidorn as Sven and Dor were shot out into space.

"It will take two Akrobats, two highly advanced personal computers, and two heroes," said Xenia. "At least."