Attack of the Klowns Part 13 (Ava & Lauren)

we should stall Sven mouthed to Dor.

what  mouthed Dor to Sven.

STALL  mouthed Sven to Dor.

how? mouthed Dor to Sven.

What?  mouthed Sven to Dor.

"HOW SHOULD I STALL?" Dor accidently yelled.

Sven major facepalmed.

Xanthony was offended.

"If you want to be decent then I could cover my ears while you reject and abandon me with the wound you gave me before I decided to save all your lives," he offered sarcastically.

"Oh, you don't have to do that," Sven explained "I don't mind being indecent."

"WELL I DO." boomed Dor. "and I could use an extra hand around the prison." he added in a lower voice.

"Prison?" asked Xanthony, squinting his eyes in a confused way that meant he didn't understand what Dor was saying.

"INDEED." Dor thundered, noticing the confusion in the confused akrobats squint. "MINE OWN BROTHER REQUIRES A JAILER AND VOLUNTEERS  HAVE BEEN VERY...UNPLENTIFUL...LY...?"

"What are you... are you- are you offering me a job?" asked Xanthony incredulously "working for your brother who runs a prison?"

Dor roared a laugh "Poki, man! He is the evilest villain in the heavens. He needs a jailer."

"But, but - " said Sven. "What about familial reconciliation? He can't just run away from his problems."

"Says who?" said Xanthony. "I'm in, so long as you've got a doctor in that... um, prison.

"Of course," said Dor. "We have the finest doctors ancient Greece has to offer."

"Wait - ancient Greece?" said Xanthony, just as Dor raised his mystic umbrella and opened a portal which Xanthony promptly flew through.

"Cool, so can we come back on the ship now?" asked Sven. 

"I guess so," said Xidorn. They flew back to earth. Things were pretty cool now between them all. 

"So, who's your friend, Ben?" asked Sven.

"My name is -" said the girl.

"Landing on earth," said the computer.

"Dude," said Ben. "Nicole is waiting for me down in the circus."

He turned an elaborate shade of ornamental cream.

"Do you hear that, Ben?" asked Sven.

"Hear what? What do you hear?"

"Wedding bells."


Will Ben be forced to go through with his marriage to Nicole? Will Sven find out what's up with that Thumbtack guy? Will Lauren and Ava ever pick this story back up or will it languish on the internet until the end of time due to their concerns about the legality of this parody? Find out next time when the story continues with "King of Crime, Part I"