The original opening for the Spoon Suit Man describes in an unlikely reason for why Clementine feels he cannot kill Sven, although he must...
Spoon Suit Man: Alright, Clementine. Time for a Spoonful of Justice! TM
The Clementine: I don’t think so!
Spoon Suit Man: Oh, really? Well, that’s too bad. Cause I do! (launches spoon missile at Clementine)
Clementine launches orange bomb and blows up spoon suit man. Spoon suit man’s last words were: AHHHHHH!
Clementine then realizes that the radiation from the bomb that destroyed spoon suit man will give him cancer. Clementine dies of cancer and peace is restored to the city.
The next day the mayor makes a speech is memory of spoon suit man. However, some guy doesn't want to be reminded that his hero is dead and throws an orange bomb that Clementine had left in the street at the mayor.
The mayor and lots of other nameless people are killed in the explosion and all the other people including Some Guy get cancer and die.
All the remaining people are forced out of their homes because buildings need to be cleared away to make room for the bodies.
The people live in small, cramped buildings and contagious diseases start going around.
The people in the small cramped buildings die of disease and starvation and any survivors flee the country.
But the diseases are still all over their belongings that they brought with them and people get sicker and sicker and die. Eventually the population of earth is reduced to just a handful of people who developed immunity to the disease.
But a hurricane comes up and the handful is not warned of it because all the weathermen are dead.
The Handful die and with them all human life on earth. So the dogs and the monkeys fight for superiority, each claiming that they are smarter.
The dogs and monkeys kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the cats and the snakes fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The cats and the snakes kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the birds and the fish fight for superiority, each claiming that they are smarter. The fish and birds kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the bugs and the mice fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The bugs and the mice kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the germs and the bacteria fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The germs and the bacteria kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the molecules and the atoms fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The molecules and the atoms kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
Galactus and the Silver Surfer mistake earth for an uninhabited planet as there is clearly no life on it. Earth is consumed.
Now there is just a bunch of dust floating around the solar system. Now do you realize how important Spoon Suit Man is?
Clementine awoke with a groan. "I cannot kill Spoon Suit Man!" he moaned, "But I must! I hate him! I hate him!" Suddenly, a lightbulb went on above Clementine's head.
"That's it!" he snickered evilly. "Everyone knows the only way to kill a spoon... is to -"
He laughed wickedly, overcome with the genius of his brilliant plan.\
That was edited for length.
More Spoon Suit Man is on the way! Don't lose hope, O faithful ones!
