we should stall Sven mouthed to Dor. what mouthed Dor to Sven. STALL mouthed Sven to Dor. how? mouthed Dor to Sven. What? mouthed Sven to Dor. "HOW SHOULD I STALL?" Dor accidently yelled. Sven major facepalmed. Xanthony was offended. "If you want to be decent then I could cover my ears while you reject and abandon me with the wound you gave me before I decided to save all your lives," he offered sarcastically. "Oh, you don't have to do that," Sven explained "I don't mind being indecent." "WELL I DO." boomed Dor. "and I could use an extra hand around the prison." he added in a lower voice. "Prison?" asked Xanthony, squinting his eyes in a confused way that meant he didn't understand what Dor was saying. "INDEED." Dor thundered, noticing the confusion in the confused akrobats squint. "MINE OWN BROTHER REQUIRES A JAILER AND VOLUNTEERS HAVE BEEN VERY...UNPLENTIFUL...LY...?" "What are you... are you- are you offering me a job?" asked Xanthony incredulously "working for your brother who runs a prison?" Dor roared a laugh "Poki, man! He is the evilest villain in the heavens. He needs a jailer." "But, but - " said Sven. "What about familial reconciliation? He can't just run away from his problems." "Says who?" said Xanthony. "I'm in, so long as you've got a doctor in that... um, prison. "Of course," said Dor. "We have the finest doctors ancient Greece has to offer." "Wait - ancient Greece?" said Xanthony, just as Dor raised his mystic umbrella and opened a portal which Xanthony promptly flew through. "Cool, so can we come back on the ship now?" asked Sven. "I guess so," said Xidorn. They flew back to earth. Things were pretty cool now between them all. "So, who's your friend, Ben?" asked Sven. "My name is -" said the girl. "Landing on earth," said the computer. "Dude," said Ben. "Nicole is waiting for me down in the circus." He turned an elaborate shade of ornamental cream. "Do you hear that, Ben?" asked Sven. "Hear what? What do you hear?" "Wedding bells."Will Ben be forced to go through with his marriage to Nicole? Will Sven find out what's up with that Thumbtack guy? Will Lauren and Ava ever pick this story back up or will it languish on the internet until the end of time due to their concerns about the legality of this parody? Find out next time when the story continues with "King of Crime, Part I"
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Attack of the Klowns Part 13 (Ava & Lauren)
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Attack of the Klowns: Part 12 (Lauren)
When we last left our heroes, they had rescued the human prisoners and now await their escape vehicle via the friendly aliens.
There was a whoosh as the Akrobat's teleporter appeared in the landing bay.
There was a whoosh as the Akrobat's teleporter appeared in the landing bay.
"All aboard!" cried Xidorn.
The girl, the test subjects, Ben, Dor, Xanthony, and Sven raced for the exit, just as a group of Klowns came around the corner.
"You will never escape!" cried Dr. Greg.
Sven stopped, turned toward the Klowns, and raised his arm. Monday, December 24, 2012
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
SPOON SUIT MAN alternate opening.
The original opening for the Spoon Suit Man describes in an unlikely reason for why Clementine feels he cannot kill Sven, although he must...
Spoon Suit Man: Alright, Clementine. Time for a Spoonful of Justice! TM
The Clementine: I don’t think so!
Spoon Suit Man: Oh, really? Well, that’s too bad. Cause I do! (launches spoon missile at Clementine)
Clementine launches orange bomb and blows up spoon suit man. Spoon suit man’s last words were: AHHHHHH!
Clementine then realizes that the radiation from the bomb that destroyed spoon suit man will give him cancer. Clementine dies of cancer and peace is restored to the city.
The next day the mayor makes a speech is memory of spoon suit man. However, some guy doesn't want to be reminded that his hero is dead and throws an orange bomb that Clementine had left in the street at the mayor.
The mayor and lots of other nameless people are killed in the explosion and all the other people including Some Guy get cancer and die.
All the remaining people are forced out of their homes because buildings need to be cleared away to make room for the bodies.
The people live in small, cramped buildings and contagious diseases start going around.
The people in the small cramped buildings die of disease and starvation and any survivors flee the country.
But the diseases are still all over their belongings that they brought with them and people get sicker and sicker and die. Eventually the population of earth is reduced to just a handful of people who developed immunity to the disease.
But a hurricane comes up and the handful is not warned of it because all the weathermen are dead.
The Handful die and with them all human life on earth. So the dogs and the monkeys fight for superiority, each claiming that they are smarter.
The dogs and monkeys kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the cats and the snakes fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The cats and the snakes kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the birds and the fish fight for superiority, each claiming that they are smarter. The fish and birds kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the bugs and the mice fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The bugs and the mice kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the germs and the bacteria fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The germs and the bacteria kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
So the molecules and the atoms fight for superiority, each claiming that they were smarter.
The molecules and the atoms kill each other off as they were not smart enough to realize that they were killing each other off faster than they could reproduce.
Galactus and the Silver Surfer mistake earth for an uninhabited planet as there is clearly no life on it. Earth is consumed.
Now there is just a bunch of dust floating around the solar system. Now do you realize how important Spoon Suit Man is?
Clementine awoke with a groan. "I cannot kill Spoon Suit Man!" he moaned, "But I must! I hate him! I hate him!" Suddenly, a lightbulb went on above Clementine's head.
"That's it!" he snickered evilly. "Everyone knows the only way to kill a spoon... is to -"
He laughed wickedly, overcome with the genius of his brilliant plan.\
That was edited for length.
More Spoon Suit Man is on the way! Don't lose hope, O faithful ones!
Saturday, June 23, 2012
So sorry
Sorry there has been no new episode and no warning. Our rigorous writers have the flu and are so behind on the story. On the bright side of things, you can catch up on all those posts you haven't had the time to read!
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